The Roast Room / Friends & Founder Preview

Your idea needs a boardroom roast.

Paste a pitch, resume, campaign, LinkedIn post, or startup concept. AI comic executives roast it, score it, and tell you what is actually broken.

Live DiagnosticsPRIVATE MODE

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Average truth score

Virality pressure81%
Monetization realism58%
Founder delusion risk72%

Most people protect your feelings. We protect your runway.

✦ No permanent storage✦ No public AI training✦ Fictional personas only✦ Founder-safe feedback✦ Public sharing is opt-in✦ C-suite critique with teeth✦ No permanent storage✦ No public AI training✦ Fictional personas only✦ Founder-safe feedback✦ Public sharing is opt-in✦ C-suite critique with teeth✦ No permanent storage✦ No public AI training✦ Fictional personas only✦ Founder-safe feedback✦ Public sharing is opt-in✦ C-suite critique with teeth✦ No permanent storage✦ No public AI training✦ Fictional personas only✦ Founder-safe feedback✦ Public sharing is opt-in✦ C-suite critique with teeth

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Executive Boardroom

The verdict appears here.

A fictional panel of AI comic executives will roast the submission, score the business fundamentals, and recommend the next move.

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Private By Design

Your ideas go in. The truth comes out. Nothing stays behind.

✦ No permanent storage of submissions

✦ No public AI training on user uploads

✦ No selling raw ideas or pitch content

✦ Public sharing only if the user chooses it

✦ Fictional AI personas only — no celebrity impersonation